Thought of the Morning 7

I find that, if you don't care what people think of your appearance, you get get ready very quickly. This thinking helps when you wake up an hour late and still need to get to work on time.

P.S. Never set your phone alarm to that soothing, gentle harp music, as tempting as it may seem.

P.P.S. Do not attempt the harp music especially when your office does not own a coffee maker.

Thought of the Morning 6

It seems as though in big cities like Los Angeles, where bold, bright young women flock in search of a better career and better quality of life, strangely enough, gender roles of days gone by are starting to re-emerge (with a modern edge, of course). These days, it's less Dolly Levi, and more dolly house...that is, that less is more when it comes to the female personality. Outgoing, silly, fun and confident chicks are often passed up for the more demure, wallflower types, who never dare to say what they think, or to ask a guy if he'd like to grab a coffee sometime. It makes me wonder, does it all come down to biology, or are we just so attached to a stereotype that we cannot seem to let her go?

Thought of the Morning 5

Hate people? Become a letter carrier for the U.S. Postal Service!

Thought of the Morning 4

If you sleep in sometimes, you skip the whole morning routine altogether. That's like "Move Ahead 3 Spaces" in any given board game where the aim is to get to the finish line before your opponent. In this case, however, the finish line is not the goal. In conclusion, sleeping in is not recomended, if you want to actually live your life, that is.

P.S. Alcohol induces sleeping in. I wouldn't recommend it in massive quantities. Oi, my head...

Thought of the Morning 3

Sometimes I get down on myself as a writer and think, "Gee, what I wouldn't give to be Perez Hilton right now." Then again, would I really want to be known for drawing penises on people's faces? Hmm...[loooooooonnnnngggggg pause]...Yessss?

Thought of the Morning 2

As a writer and a creative, I cannot believe that there are actually people out there who don't daydream. I know that it's bad to do, most of the time, when there are other, more productive things happening: bullets whizzing by your skill, patient bleeding on the op table. But, consider a moment a world without daydreamers; maybe nothing would exist at all then, which is wayy too complex for the human brain to even fathom. Would the Earth and all of the people on it be a black hole of sorts? A vacuum? Nothing exists in a vacuum, they say. I think that I'm going to go back to my fluffy pink clouds now, knowing that, at least, something exists.

Thought O'the Mornin'

Yet another morning that I splash coffee on my clothing. It's become a ritual. I might as well create my own couture of brown-splashed tie dye clothing, or stuff in which the coffee stains blend. I'll even rename myself Anna Wintour Klein so that my initials spell, "AWK". It'll be stitched on the butt of my jeans. The left butt cheek. Both of them.